Coronavirus Quarantine? No Worries! We're Flush On Toilet Paper.

With all the people running on Costco and Sam's Clubs for toilet paper to get them through a potential Coronavirus quarantine, Wylde & Plumb has got crocheters covered! Afraid you'll run out of rolls? Grab your hook and stash and work some up!

(We are so very kidding. This is a gag gift only. Really, don't use this stuff. And if you do, PLEASE don't flush it down the commode. You don't want to see that plumber's bill.)

Materials:

~180 yards (165m) of Loops & Threads Woolike (678yds/620m; 3.5oz/100g; 85% Acrylic/15% Nylon) in Ivory (or any fine #1 yarn)

Size G crochet hook

Empty cardboard toilet paper roll

Abbreviations:

ch(s) -- chain(s)

rep -- repeat

RS -- right side

sc(s) -- single crochet(s)

sk -- skip

WS -- wrong side

xs -- times

Pattern makes a 4" wide fabric. There is no WS or RS.

Ch 2, foundation single crochet 21, ch 2, turn. [22 sts]

Row 1) (sk 1, 2 scs in next st)11xs, ch 2, turn.

Rows 2-16) rep row 1 15xs more.

Row 17) (Eyelet Row) ch 1 more (total of 3 chs), sk 1, sc, (ch 1, sk 1, sc)10xs, ch 2, turn.

Row 18) 2 scs in each ch-1 sp across (including initial ch-3 sp), ch 2, turn.

Rows 19-33) rep Row 1 15xs more.

Rep Rows 17-33 till roll is as long as you prefer, ending after Row 33. Cut yarn and weave in ends. Wet and block, if needed, to fit to toilet paper roll.